Category: Humour

  • Texting in Khasi

    Ngi sngew kmen lada phi thoh ka msg ha ka phone da ka Khasi. Tangba sngewbha thoh da ka rukom kaba dei namar lada phi thoh kumne, ka dor jong ka ktien Khasi ruh ka hiar. Ym i shongkhia ïa ka ktien la jong lada shu spel shiteng shiliang. Ka jingspel bha ïa ka ktien haba thoh ïa ka, ka pyni ba ngi ieit bad burom ïa la ka ktien ka thylliej 😃🙏

    Hap ban korek ïa ka autocorrect!

    #thohkumbadei #spelkumbadei

    #khasilanguage #khasilanguageconservation #khasispelling #khasiwordsusage #khasionthephone #speakyourroots #speakyourrootschallenge #talklocal

  • What Language Do We Dream In?

    Ei Bahdeng, Bahnah nga mut kylli phi phohsniew aïu? Bad ha ka ktien aïu? 😄😂

    Da nang bun ki ktien te tip ïoh haba phohsniew ruh mih bun jait ki ktien 🤔💤💤

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    This post asks what language do we dream in? Our native language or a foreign language? 😄💤

    #khasimemes #languageofdreams #khasihumour #khasilanguage #khasilanguageconservation #speakyourroots #speakyourrootschallenge #talklocal

  • Sohsat Ka Sem Jaiñsem …

    Sohsat ka sem jaiñsem haba jur ka lyer 😅😅 Sngew kum ban lait noh hi. 🌬️🌬️🌬️

    #meme #dursieh

    #khasimeme #khasijaiñsem #jaiñsem #speakyourroots

    #speakyourrootschallenge #talklocal

  • Sming Smong

    This is a satiric take on a Khasi colloquialism 😄

    "Sming Smong" is a dangerous disorder afflicting convent-educated/ foreign-returned/ YouTube fixated youths and grown-ups alike, who are often compelled to speak in English or Khalish when in the company of others and having a strong sense of one's own merit and a poor concept of the worth in others. The ailment mysteriously disappears when the individuals are not in a situation where they feel threatened or feel the need to show-off. Smings smongs are often at odds with the majority.

    Kane ka dei ka jingthoh biria mo 😄

    Ka "Sming Smong" ka dei ka jingshitom kaba ma kaba ju wan ha kiba leit skul konben, kiba wan phai na ri nongwei, ki samla kiba sahkut ha ka jylli ka YouTube bad kiba lah heh lah san ruh kumjuh; kibym lah khlem kren da ka phareng ne Khalish haba don bad kiwei bad kiba don bha kata ka jingsngew sarong ïa ka jinglah lajong bad ka kheiñ troiñ ïa ka bor jong kiwei. Kaba lyngngoh ka long ba kane ka jingpang ka jah rngai haba kine ki briew kim sngew donkam ban put turoi ïalade ne ban pyni ïa ka jinglong "riewshai" jong ki ha kiwei. Bunsien ki sming smong ki ju long beit kibym ïahap ne kiba marpyrshah ïa u babun balang.

    Over the years "Sming Smong" which is loaded with sarcasm, has become a colloquialism in Khasi conversation, referring to someone who has "perhaps" (air quotes please) lost his or her Khasi distinctness because of western conditioning 😁😂😅

    Ngi dei ki sming smong lut baroh, mano ba lah ban len 😅😁😂
    Kane ka jingthoh ka thew ïa ngi shuwa ïalade bad lada phi don kitei ki jinglong ba la kdew haneng, kata ka mut phi lah pang sming smong 😆🤡🤣

    Khublei Shikhohtyndaw ïa i Dr. Ellerine Diengdoh iba la phah ïa kane ka sming smong post. 😂😂🤓 Phi te phi lah nang palat!

    🟡 Khasi translation by @speakyourroots

  • Translation of emojis into Khasi

    🤣 Rkhie ha ban da mih ummat/ Rkhie ïapler ïapang

    🤫 Khana lorni bym long ïathuh, tangba lah dep ïathuh

    🥺 Shri ïam bad ka pyneh shyntur ba nym khih

    🤏 Shi sohphit

    👊 Ai shi bok

    🤦‍♂️Dum ka buit ka stad

    🐷 Dohkhlieh/ Khliehsniang

    🥶 Sngew kjam ba slap bad phria ha ka por tlang

    🥵 Haba lah sat ba bam sohmynken bep

    🪵 Sngi thohdieng

    ⚡️Leilieh Sohra

    🪳 Ñiangkalaw ha kamra shetja Meiieit

    Kane ka long ka jingpyrshang ban pynkylla (ban ïoh rkhie ruh) ïa ki emoji sha ka Khasi 🤓🏞️

    Mynta ha ka pyrthei "emoji" ngi lah shu pyndonkam seh tang da kine haba ïa kren ha phone 😂😂 Ki lah long kum ki bynta ka met bad ka ktien ki bym lah khlem da iehnoh shuh.

    🟡 Shisha, ngin pynkylla kumno ïa ka ktien "emoji" sha ka Khasi?

    🟡 Sngewbha ai shuh ki jingpynkylla sha ka Khasi ïa ki emoji ha ki comments 😄

  • Ka Pla Kwai

    Ko Pla Kwai,

    phi long kaba kynsai tam.

    La mynta ne lashai,

    ïa phi ngim kwah pyndam

    Ko Pla Kwai

    phi ai ka kmen ka syaid.

    La haba kut ne ba wai

    ïa phi te ngim kheiñ kai.

    Ko Pla Kwai,

    katno ka jingsngewshngaiñ

    haba ïohi ïa phi,

    namar phi pynkynmaw

    ïa ki sngi ki ïa ba phngaiñ.

    "Ka Pla Kwai" or the kwai pouch is a prominent object in Khasi collective memory. It comes in various shapes and styles and is made from cloth or more popularly rexine, with a size good enough to tuck in your bag 😄🍃 This pouch creates friendship and conversation, stories and laughter. Does anyone have a story of choking on kwai? 😅😂

    Ka pla kwai ka pynïoh paralok, ka pynmih ka khana ka parom bad ka rkhie sadhai. Phi don khana ba litlad kwai? 😅 Ne ba phi shit kwai? 🥵😂

    Khublei Shibun @bibianaryntathiang for this beautiful red pla kwai! Kaban ksaw ïa phi! 😀

    🟡 Poem by @speakyourroots

  • Long rat

    Ha kawei ka sngi, lah don uwei u phareng uba wan jngohkai ïa kane ka ri Khasi ngi. U leit kylleng ki shnong bad kawei na ki ka dei ka Shella kaba bna nam bha shaphang kata ka "shoh dohkha". Te u lah poi hangta ha ka shnong bad ki don ki briew katto katne kiba khot sngewbha ïa u sha ïing jong ki. Ki bun ki briew kiba nang ban kren phareng tang ban ïapei bad u bad para ma ki pat ki kren da ka ktien shnong lajong. Te u sngap shkor bha haba ki ïa kren para ma ki bad katba ki dang kren u da peit artat sha madan, shapoh khrum shuki ba u shong, shadien bad shakhmat ruh. Kita ki briew ki lah iohi ïa kane ka rukom leh jong u te ki kylli balei ba u i khuslai bad ba u peit lut ïa ka madan ka khrum kumba wad aïu re aïu. Uta u phareng u jubab: "Where the hell is the goddamn long rat that you guys have been talking about??" Phewse "long rat" ki dei ki dei ki kyntien shnong jong ki bad uta u sahep u mut ïa ki ba ki kren phareng de tiak tiak namar u mut ki kren shaphang ka khnai baheh!

    "Long rat" ka mut "ym lei lei" ne "kam pher" ha ka ktien Shella 😄😂 Namar kata ym long rat, kam don ka khnai 😂😂😂🐀🐀

    "Long rat" means "it's okay" or "it's all right" in the Shella dialect. So "long rat" is not a long rat 😂😂🐀🤡

    Khublei Shibun @shillongftw for this joke 😂😅 U Phareng got lost in translation!

  • Dai/ Die

    Ka khana biria ba nga la ïohsngew kham slem..

    Shisien ki shi lok kiba dang shu ïa shong ïa sah ryngkat ki ïa shongkai bad ïakhlei ki ktien ieit, ktien sbai tien rupa bad ynda ki la dep ki ïa leit bamja noh arngut hi. Te katba ki dang ïa bam, u lok u ong "Darling ai dai". Ka lok pat ka la kyndit bad ka ong "No darling please don't die". U lok u ong biang "No no darling, nga ong ai dai from the karai".

    Mynta ka sngi, ka 1 tarik u Naitung ka dei ka International Joke Day 😄😄

    Khublei Shibun @mebatei_l_khongsti ba phi la phah ïa kane ka khana biria birai 😂😂😂Ngi ju poi sha kaba ïa rkhie da lah khleh ka kren ktien English bad Khasi kum kine shilok 😂😂

    Talking in "Khalish" is what many of us do nowadays 🤭😅😬 and this joke is an example of that. The punchline to the joke is also because of the Khalish involved. To translate this would be to take out the humour from it, so we leave it as it is 😄

  • Dih ne nym dih

    Ha kawei ka sngi don uwei u briew na nongkyndong ba leit shim dawai sha sor. Ynda u doktor u la kynduh bad eksamin ïa u, u la batai ba u dei ban dih ynda la dep bam ja miet. Te uta u briew u la lyngngoh lyngaiñ ba kumno un dih da la dep bam ja ïoh um ïoh kali shuh. Katta ruh u sngap jar bad u shong beit hangta ha dukan dawai haba don u doktor. Te u doktor pat u peit lyngngoh ïa u namar ba um leit shuh katno katno ruh. Uta u briew u ong: "Ngan dih noh doktor?" U doktor u ong "Em dih da dep bamja". Phewse u bapli da ka ktien shnong lajong "dih" mut "leit noh". U doktor pat u sngewthuh ba dih mut ban dih noh ka dawai. Hangta ka jingthamula te ka bym nang batai namar u nongkyndong u ïeng ban mih noh u doktor pat u ong em wat pat dih.

    Ka dei na ka ktien shnong aïu ka kyntien "dih"?

    Khublei Shibun @czmylliem ba phi la phah ïa kane 😂😂

  • Ñiangkalaw

    Kane ka dei ka jingjia kaba shisha ha kaba arngut ki muktiar ki la sdang leit trei biang hadien ka khlam Covid-19.

    Ki la rung ha kawei ka dukan sha. Iwei na ki i la pan da ka sha ïa ki baroh arngut. Ita iba pan namar ba im kwah ban dih na ki pela kot, i la ong "Ei Kong! Ai sha ïa ngi, tangba ai ha ka pela pleit, ka bym sma ñiangkalaw mo!"

    Lada don ki paralok ba nang ban kren ban khana, ban biria birai katno ka jingsngewtynnat, ka jingsngew phuhmut phuhmat 😃😂

    Khublei Shibun @nisha_daphi ïa ki khana ñiangkalaw ki bym ju jlep! 🪳🪳🤡🤡😂😂

    Ym sngew kwah ban pynkylla sha ka ktien phareng ïa ka post namar kan nym sngewbang kumba sngewbang ha ka ktien la jong!